Wire Jesus

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

Smoked a $3m chandelier today but hey you win some you lose some y’know ?

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

the sequence of the season

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

DK Metcalf is like if you built a WR in a lab but the lab was in Wuhan.

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

No Hesi is top 5 funnest games I’ve ever played

[Rico 🧃 @SteelersFC]

Changed my broke life forever

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

If you put Cooper Rush’s brain in a turtle it would start meowing

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

Friend: “Why is your wife so upset with you?”

Me: “She asked me who I’d choose for a threesome if I had the chance.”

Friend: “Oh? Let me guess… you picked one of her friends?”

Me: “Two of her friends…”

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

T.J. Watt joins Julius Peppers as the only players with 100 sacks and 10 interceptions since sacks became official in 1982

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

He ate that stiff arm, but got back up 🫡

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Lil Durk found not guilty and will be released today. ⚖️

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

What grown man eating only 6 wings ?

[TJ @TJay1k]

As adults, we only need 6 wings. A 10 piece is too much 😂😭

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

Gillette Stadium got a whole IDF office in that bitch 😂

[lex targaryen @ThisActuallyLex]

NFL wants to play a game in israel so bad

[Nique Da Goat @Two3s]

😂😂

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

@kazzywtf @RealFamilyCrete “Ay Kayla why you dressed like a hooker”

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Elite Tweet.

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

Look at this little fucker

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

I’m bouta be the best dog owner ever

[Wire Jesus @_itsmikey831]

Bayonne vs Everybody