Lucas Roscoe

Reebok /// Chicago

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Back on Twitter after a 3.5 year hiatus and this didn’t age well at all.

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Are we done saying "savage" yet?

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

The name @RobinhoodApp is pretty ironic, no?

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

I can’t trust anyone who doesn’t even out the empty space in an elevator as people exit.

[Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton]

BEFORE Game 5 started...

And AFTER Game 5 ended. #WorldSeries

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

#reach https://t.co/cdDTs7kSoo

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Pure talent 😂😂

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Not going to lie, if I learn that you're a Real Housewives fan... I've already started judging you.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

7 yrs ago, at this exact minute, I was sitting in solitary confinement thinking “You can’t be buying 100 shots of tequila on Tuesday’s Pat”

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Halloweentown has to be the lowest budget Halloween movie ever created

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Devon just booted up her old iPod from high school. I told her she can't play any song without the word "baby" in it. Shuffle should be fine

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

@bfidy Nooooooooooo....

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

@NatePfromGV @Burrrrrrrrrrady Maybe this is a better question; If you win a Super Bowl in your career, are you then permanently an 'elite quarterback' until you retire?

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

@NatePfromGV Not anymore it isn't.

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Is Joe Flacco elite?

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

Props to the dude next to me on the CTA texting a girl with the last name "Tinder"

[Lucas Roscoe @_itsroscoe]

@BarryAllen09 But I don't hate all influencers. Everyone in the sportswear influencer scene is good by me