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[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

I done went to my mama house and stole some paper towels 😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Drunk and all ima stay awake. Even if I have to sit on the porch 😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Heck nah, I love food too much

[GG @simoneeegg]

yall ever ordered food and fell asleep?! 😭

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Damn what I be doing to you folks 😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

It’s so funny when I see ppl commenting on somebody status & I click they page & it says add friend 😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Thank God for this 3 day weekend 🥳

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

I’m ready to go home & get in bed

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

I thought it was going to be a chill Friday but damn if my children ain’t all over the place today 😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Happy birthday babe 🥳🥳 @ohhhhitsShi I hope your birthday is as special as you are. I love you 😘❤️

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Nd you you know the elbow is the hardest part to scratch 😑😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Walked outside to take my trash out & check my mailbox & damn if them mosquitoes ain’t have a field day with me 😑

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Bit me on the damn face, my thighs and my dang elbow

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Naomi teacher messaged me & said that she was talking too-much during free time & if it keeps going we will have to do a parent conference! So kids can’t talk anymore either 😂😂 I told her don’t even worry about the parent conference

[Curt. @_BigCurt_]

Being a parent crazy cuz you gotta have answers for shit you never prepared for…like why am i emailing you about denying my kid bathroom breaks i don’t even know what to say “let my son go to the bathroom before i beat your ass”😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Happy humpday 🥳

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

What the men be saying “make my day and send me some attachments 🫦☺️”

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Definitely woke up to something that looks so pretty 😂😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

I quit my job 50x today 😂

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Stg 😂

[✰. @swagoszn_]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Tuesday

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Just said that earlier at work

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

Then can’t fall asleep until after 1am 🤦‍♀️

[🧞‍♀️ @_itstatyyy]

I be so tired when I get off and I come straight home to take a nap