alexandria the great

things just got super weird (21)

[alexandria the great @_itstoosunny_]

BTS > your mom

[n @dyslexiccunt]

how it feels to write a review on letterboxd

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

penmywise is in my drain and he’s wanting grease he said to pour grease down there or else

[alexandria the great @_itstoosunny_]

@ENCHANTIINGTAe got 4k and 3k for day 1&2 Chicago, entered waiting room 30 min before and didnt refresh. I used iPad for one queue and laptop for other. both got me in around the same time but my laptop originally showed all seats sold out and then after refreshed it actually revealed the seats

[nani @pesutara]

Its gonna be 70 degrees on Christmas because you guys were having esex with ai spencer reid

[乱暴おまめちゃん @KiNaCoCham]

そして帰宅
#チャコガエル
#あじみ

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

The adorable tapir calf that was born Sunday night continues to nurse and bond with mom behind the scenes. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes that resemble a tiny, walking fuzzy watermelon, is only the second ever born at the Zoo in our 120-year history.

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

[ian ostrowski aka inow stronski aka ean astrowsky @dudefromthe206]

This January got me googling shit like How to be Resilient

[Trung @VietMarxist18]

Daily affirmations:
Im not chopped
I can get hoes
Money isnt everything
My fits are ok

[minxy cat 𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ @b0gxwitch]

hard 2 explain…. but this is how things feel lately

[max @sharkoomi]

yeah i can see hobi for FREE when i close my eyes and think hard enough. hhnng 😑💭

[💎 Miss APJVFF 💎 @APJVFF]

i healed him with traditional chinese medicine

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[tinysoul @tinysoulgame]

🐱🥞

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

didn’t ask + don’t care + go my isopods

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[alex ୧ ‧₊˚ 🥩🦴 ⋅ @umimilko]

only real sufferers would get it