Rizzard of Oz🇬🇩🌴

IG:chronicles.of.christian

[Rizzard of Oz🇬🇩🌴 @_itsxian]

I've been trusting the process and loving the progress 🦁
Wouldn't be here without @theRebelGoddess 💫

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@ChanteuseDream Winning it for who? You or me?

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I swear microwave minutes feel longer than regular minutes.

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@BookOfMomost It does 🤣

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Everyone else: Cruise Ship.
Grenadians: Tourist Boat.

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Found out today that the strings on a violin are made out of sheep intestines.

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Those Vicks Nose Inhaler things...Do they have an expiration date or you just buy one and smell it until is dont smell no more?

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"I don't have a problem, I have a drink."

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I'm so stressed out I'm hiding in the lunch room eating an emotional support bake and cheese.

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Woke up this morning with a throbbing cluster headache, 2 flat tires on my car and an appointment to have a wisdom tooth taken out. Today is the day I'm stepping in front of a truck.

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Weather for Bible study.

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Having sex in your car puts a curse on it.

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@ChanteuseDream If you get it, do a bad bitch hairstyle.

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@sh0rd1e 🤣🤣🤣

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Not me almost getting scrambled by a small fluffy dog tonight.

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@sh0rd1e Doh laugh me...i was walking minding my business and then the whole situation was so all of a sudden 🤣

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"Are you genuinely a good person, or are you a person who does good things?"

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I can't explain it, but I know that every time I get stuck driving behind someone on a Nissan March, my day is ruined.

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I don't know if it's just me or the fact that we haven't had traffic lights in a while...but do yall think those lights change really fast? Like...you have 10 seconds to make it or you miss it...

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@razzysalvaje I'm not building an arc...we're all gonna die.

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Since last week, animals have been trying to be my friend...Dogs, cats, a goat and A COW have come to stand and sit next to me. This morning, a lizard crawled down the wall and onto the ground to WALK up to me. I need to start documenting these things.