Hamlet

u gotta yeet the ppl at Elsinore or they’ll yeet you

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Just when u thought I wouldn’t get my fathers revenge..... u just wait ;) I’ve got a big surprise for y’all

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

They should invent a word for mother and aunt. Auther? Munt? Idk... I’m gonna need it ASAP tho #areuserious #confused #familyprobs

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Lol they will never find Polonius..... he’s dead but dang this is the best hide and seek I’ve ever played... #goodluck

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Claudius thought he was gunna kill me w/ the poison... but he killed his own wife. Good one.... bet he’s feeling good bout that one lmao #stupid

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

The play really showed his true colors.... someone’s guilty. Thanks dad... your ghost was right bout Claudius #truth #evil

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

When I thought my life couldn’t get any worse after dad died.... my mom married my uncle. What a time to be alive #jk #mylifesucks

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Claudius deserved to die sooner but I didn’t want him to go to heaven... you gotta do what you gotta do :/ #respectthedrip #hellbound

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Sorry Rosencrantz & Guildenstern bout your death but I really had some work to do here in Denmark. I’ll miss y’all tho :’( #rip

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Polonius really thought he was gonna get away with spying on me... bro I’ll stab you and the curtain both... try me #goodluck

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Ophelia is really tryna have here funeral here in this graveyard... can a man have some space for once #horatiosaveme #ladiesman

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Horatio is a real one ... he’s the only one left to tell the truth round here #mvp #urthebomb

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

I luv u Ophelia... I ain’t eva gonna stop lovin u Ophelia #wcw

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

Laertes thought he finna poison me but I really pulled out that reverse card #getwrecked #yeet

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

*polonius dies*
#seeyousoonEngland #finnadip

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

they said don’t kill anyone else after polonius but oops I did it again...... #andioop #byebyebyeking #byebyebyelaertes

[Hamlet @_itsyaboihamlet]

“king” claudius ur not the father but ya are my mommas daddy 🐍#deadtome #justwait #urasnake