james

this isn’t a teenage rebellion, this is a call to arms

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How do you professionally say “the new hire makes more than me and I trained them” in corporate?

[pillow MCR JACK THE RIPPER @pawuwaf]

when i got crazy wasted and my friend put mcr on to calm me down but i kept trying to touch gerard through the screen

[james @_iwoll]

“do firemen get sad when they get called for a fire and there isn’t a fire?” YES THEY DO 😭😭😭😭😭

[james @_iwoll]

i always get so bummed out when i get paged out to something that could be cool and then it’s nothing ☹️

[james @_iwoll]

dispatched said it was a 16YOM with post surgical oral bleeding = post-tonsillectomy hemorrhage. the bleeding stopped before we got there :( patient and family refused transport and treatment :( not that there was anything to treat :(

[Mark @markiplier]

#bootyhadmelike

[james @_iwoll]

fuckin an emo bitch to Helena

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

i’m surrounded by retards cucks and faggots

[ren pulminze @tomdelongeboard]

i love being gay in gods favorite country milwaukee wisconsin

[james @_iwoll]

people dying that ain’t ever died before

[james @_iwoll]

@fagbrainedmutt oh what the fuck

[Gayatollah🧊 @harrysreup]

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

[james @_iwoll]

@fagbrainedmutt nah dude and then you always have an inkling that something is about to go wrong. and instead of it being paranoia it’s actually real

[james @_iwoll]

@fagbrainedmutt it’s just like. it kills the conversation. and now all of us are sad. you don’t want to know, why do you ask? you gain nothing from this

[james @_iwoll]

whenever someone finds out what i do for a living they always ask what’s the worst thing i’ve ever seen or what’s the craziest thing i saw at work today. i always feel the need to ask if they mean funny, gross, or the real answer.

they say real, of course. morbid curiosity.

[james @_iwoll]

“wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the wind, eh?” type winter

“it’s the dry heat that gets ya!” type summer

[james @_iwoll]

thinking about this tonight

[james @_iwoll]

madi: i want them to open the coffin and just say “… it’s that johnny depp”

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

Could only think of one place #home

[lina @digitalheart777]

i really am better as a concept