Izzat

Drip drop, drip drippity drop

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

@sulleyver @Ford_ip Jajajaja pues ya puestos,tenemos casa en Cali para pasar el verano. Yo solo lo digo 😎

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

My anaconda don't... 🎶

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

@Ford_ip @sulleyver habló, ¿tú no tienes un contrato ya, Falso Elvis? xDD

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

Ahora es cuando vuelvo a NYC, me hago famoso y vosotros decis el"¿veis ese negro de la tele? Pues yo lo veía vaguear por la universidad" ✌

[TED @ltsTedBro]

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

@bite_anapple graba eso por el bien común y compártelo conmigo.

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

Cómo ha corregido Limpio por Limpiazo en un hastag. Joder, esto ya es grave.

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

#RepartiendoHostias #SulleyElNuevoPapa #HostiazoLimpiazo #MeUnoASulleygion

[Sulley. @sulleyver]

#AVecesMeDanGanas de estamparle la cabeza contra la pared a unos cuantos.

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

@lolesglez_ qué original, ajá.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve to.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

Admit it, you care about someone who probably doesn't care about you.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

I'm sorry, Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

El señor abeja 😐

[TED @ltsTedBro]

"What doesn't kill you makes you smaller" - Mario

[TED @ltsTedBro]

Texting someone who doesn't use emoticons is like being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart.

[TED @ltsTedBro]

Womans Logic ; BRA+UNDERWEAR = OMG, DONT LOOK! , BIKINI = No Problem

[Izzat @_IzzatP]

Yeah she bad ain't she? Why would I wanna keep her to myself? https://t.co/36IQBs9Plq