Jonathan

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

@kingfionn27 and I flew from @chicagospurs to watch @SpursOfficial beat Arsenal. Didn’t get what we came for, but we still had to go show the Emirates what color North London is! #coys (cameo from @petercrouch on the back of the Puma kit as an added bonus)

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

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[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

America does not need more self-proclaimed pimps and terror supporters with outstanding criminal allegations of sex trafficking and a history of pornographic distribution, plus a grift "university" that suckers young men out of thousands of dollars.

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

You are the stupidity

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sigh, probably not wrong

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

@krassenstein @dieworkwear what do you think of these fits?

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

Make America Anaphylactic Again

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

You can so sincerely go fuck yourself

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t say Hess to Nazi accusations!

Some people will Goebbels anything down!

Stop Gőring your enemies!

His pronouns would’ve been He/Himmler!

Bet you did nazi that coming 😂

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

I hate you… does that count?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funny that they don’t

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

Just to be super clear, we’re now celebrating CUTTING tariffs. CUTTING TARIFFS!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good move

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

Read the whole headline you dunce

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just did a search for “Trump rally” on Google and Kamala was the top result!

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

If I ever get sic’d, I’ll move to a cabin in the woods and never rejoin society

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Chaya (Libs of Tiktok): You can't do anything in peace being shoved down your throat wherever you go

Me: Lol

Chaya: Do you have a question? Is something funny?

Me: I do! How do you define wokeness?

Chaya: Wokeness is the destruction of normalacy[sic] and.... and um... uh

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

@dieworkwear You are far and away the best part of this hellscape of an app. 11.5/10

[TalkTHFC @TalkTHFC__]

🚨 🚨 GIVEAWAY: If Tottenham beat Burnley by more than 2 goals in the FA Cup tomorrow night, then one very lucky person will win one of these items of their choice!

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[Mystique Jerseys @MystiqueJerseys]

⏰️ Giveaway ⏰️

If Salah or Haaland score first.

Win a Mystery Football Shirt 👕❓️📦
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[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

HE'S DONE IT!

Tottenham Hotspur's all-time record goalscorer!

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

👑

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Artist explains the Ticketmaster monopoly

[Mystique Jerseys @MystiqueJerseys]

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[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

@kingfionn27 @Eric_Erins 🤔

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I'm not gay, but if I was, I'd be absolutely furious about this FA armband U-turn. Makes an absolute mockery of the whole 'we're going to speak out about human rights in Qatar rather than boycott it' stance.

[Jonathan @_j0nathan____]

First time he’s ever been funny

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How do you make a small fortune in social media?

Start out with a large one.

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

If that imbecile Lauren Boebert loses I might run outside and hug strangers.