Megan 💕✨

stand back boy, this calls for divine intervention

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

@ShockTop what do I have to do to make the pretzel beer again I’m literally begging

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The French Olympic Committee apologized to American conservatives for featuring drag queens in the opening ceremony, and said the closing ceremony will feature couches and dolphins because US conservatives are into those.

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

get in losers we're going monsterfucking

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

My daughter is never amused with me

[kristyne @gucciandscandal]

i’m lmao. this article about lillygate has it sounding like the reylos called for a family meeting to see if any one of us knew a lilly and we conclude we did not 🤣

[kristyne @gucciandscandal]

reylos watching snl tonight

[M ✨🪻 @m_bee4]

the mileage i’m about to get out of this

[M ✨🪻 @m_bee4]

“can we get a close up of my hands? see they’re very big” #SNL

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

When Adam Driver said can you do a close up on my hands

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

measuring your sick homie's temperature by sticking your cock inside their ass

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

Banging their way to diplomacy

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

✨🏆 Made it through a CSGO game without being bullied 🏆✨

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

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[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

The duality of texting my parents the same exact thing.

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

Remember when George Lucas created ewoks to sell merchandise, but in the end the real move was just putting a baby filter on yoda.

[sworn in @swornin]

Happy 10 year anniversary to The Death Card. No words can describe our gratitude.

XIII forever

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

Idk if it’s a bug or if I sold them not paying attention but my #BG3 character lost her camp clothes, imagine me going into a serious cutscene with my tiddies out 🫥

[Megan 💕✨ @_jabbathebutt]

what all my selfies looked like in 2010 #Pulsar @DigitalEngine2