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[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

Walmart and target were out of store brand newborn diapers, so I tried out Millie Moon. They aren't great. I don't understand what's luxury about them. Sticking to Parent's Choice or Kirkland. I've learned my lesson

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@AshleyInMKE NE/IA here. Only the round kind are Thelma's 🤷

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@dumbbitchcap Momcozy makes a lot of similar baby care products (+ more for pumping and whatnot) that are much better quality imo

Only Frida product that hasn't shit out on me quickly is their forehead/ear thermometer

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

Just upgraded internet oh hell yeah

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Remember, the government cannot *discount* anything, nor provide “free” stuff. YOU are paying for that with your tax dollars. This is just communist money laundering and will collapse in spectacular fashion, decimating local businesses in the process.

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

new baby in the house

cat most affected

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@SteezyPee @spencerpratt Trump at least has a degree in economics

Bobby Lee is a college dropout

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

We're not doing it because they're incapable-it's that they do the high labor and dangerous things we don't want to do

[💻 Sherrod @sherrod_im]

@teachrobotslove Please don’t have children with men who can’t do their own laundry and make their own appointments unless you’re ok having incompetent children too.

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

There used to be a time when the government didn't have to do it. When a child or vulnerable old woman was violated, the upstanding men of a community took care of the problem and then everyone went about their day

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

The Overton window has swung so far right on this website that you forget that “I don’t want the state to be able to kill someone by forcing them to drown in their own blood for six minutes” is actually a normal thing to think

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@reddit_lies Good God this person sucks. Also the best zoo in the country is near me, and they have occasional adults only, drinking nights and this person should stick to doing things like that if they want to go to the zoo

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@NikolasMoar @NKY_Leftist Cost and renewal period varies some by state, but it's not difficult to get a driver's license or state ID. Usually less than $30 and good for at least 5 years. Or you can get a passport that's good for 10 years.

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@cardamomkiss I just have a burning hatred of paypal, so fuck venmo

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@blank_Schwi @soupcanarchist You can sterilize cups and they are usually made of medical grade silicone or rubber. And there's no risk of TSS

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

@Hestia_Esq @tryyagainmf @magdalenacals I guess I don't see it as "get me this", but more of a here's what would actually be enjoyed or useful if you would like to get me something. I feel bad when people act like they put thought into getting me something I absolutely won't use or enjoy

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

When I still worked in office there was a woman that was close to 400lbs claimed she "ate nothing" & couldn't lose weight

She'd drink at least 3 20oz sodas(not diet) everyday, have a decent lunch & a couple "health snack" candy bars. Probably 2500kcal just during the work day

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

N U C L E A R S O L V E S T H I S

[jax 🌻 @_jackie1776]

We have 15% abv buzzballz tho

[Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob]

Belgians drink beer containing 12% alcohol.

Americans drink Bud Lite.

We are not the same.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.