Jackie Thomas

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[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

me + this week are very unhinged #thatisall

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

my fiancé is delegating almost all the wedding decisions to me and I’m not mad about it

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why does every other yearly wrap up seem like straight trash compared to @Spotify?

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

tell me that I’m crazy, tell me that I’m wrong

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I’d like to issue a formal complaint to the door dash commercials for making my dog think someone is actually at the door every. single. time.

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

but where does everyone find time to binge tv shows? my list is only growing with no end in sight (to be fair, it’s likely bc I decide to re-binge the same comfort shows - friends, Gilmore girls, gossip girl, OTH)

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

@stained_bleach @Jay_Bills25

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someone on my team found my tiktok + my embarrassment is at an all time high 😂

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

I really need an energy drink delivered to my door ASAP

[New Jersey @NJGov]

salute to our state flag this #NationalNewJerseyDay

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

@bleachersmusic @jessthomas96 what does this mean!

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but really can someone tell me when the cicadias are gonna be gone (or at least less aggressive) bc I really can’t do this all summer

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

how am I activate my dodging cicadias on my run and my mom and sister claim they haven’t seen a single one yet? also one landed on my head 😑

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

@alexacortese ❤️❤️❤️

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

currently reading my dear hamilton and wow hamilton was needy af

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

America’s overall response to covid can be summed up by a vaccination card that isn’t wallet sized.

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

I am so here for the energy danielle brought to the #SummerHouseReunion

[Jackie Thomas @_jackiethomas]

@kelseyyhand I’ve only seen parts but never start to finish!

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone