Fuck unr I've slipped and fell 3 times and have slipped and almost feel 15 times. Like wtf why am I paying for school to eat shit like every step I take?
I fucking love walking up to my professor being like yo can I change my topic for my essay (granted I don't give him any context on what it is) and him not giving a fuck because he knew I did the IB program.
I know this is old, but It's so scary that Kanye actually has a chance of running for president and winning, because of everyone (hype beasts and fanboys) sucking his dick ๐ฅ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
I'm hella disappointed in my self right now. Jamming out listening to the new Kendrick album, and two cute girls see me jam'in out and start to jam out with me, I notice them and just stop They start to drive next to me and I just freeze, like wtf I shouldn't have been embarissed
I'm honestly hella annoyed with how the group I'm with couldn't fucking decide on what pizza to get, and when we did have a choice no one was happy๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ง.
It's 2039. You live with your beautiful wife and 3 children. It's a Saturday, you have "clean garage" on your to-do list, you find a box titled "memories", you open it.. You find an old water bottle, you blow the dust off of it. It's your hydro flask.. it still has ice in it