jacks

[Canoopsy @Canoopsy]

they did it. they finally did it.

#WWDC22

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Color-matched Cables. 👀
#WWDC22

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

As a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community, I am deeply concerned about laws being enacted across the country, particularly those focused on our vulnerable youth. I stand with them and the families, loved ones, and allies who support them.

[jacks @_jacksnb]

Going to therapy and dealing with past trauma can be very hard but going through life with that trauma weighing on you is harder.

[jacks @_jacksnb]

@edgarxalejandro stop posting your baby pics pls

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

being lactose intolerant means telling everybody about it and then eating with absolutely zero restrictions

[jony @john__hedrick]

they should make a morning after pill for people who eat $30 worth of dominos the night before

[jacks @_jacksnb]

@edgarxalejandro A meal? You’re a snack.

[campbell g @rodeoman]

they could dig out the Suez Canal ship

[kenz 💀 @bearlykenz]

accidentally texting a shit talking text to the person you’re shit talking is probs the worst kind of karma.

[jacks @_jacksnb]

@edgarxalejandro @bearlykenz You’re such a bitch and I love you

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

[jacks @_jacksnb]

My therapist missed my therapy appointment today… does that mean she owes me the $50 no show fee? 🤔

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's beautiful.

[jacks @_jacksnb]

@kristenn_matata not me taking down all our Christmas decorations and forgetting the ones in the guest bathroom. 🙃