jade

stomach= always hurting

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

they should invent a sunday where you feel like a real person who is worthy of love

[scandalocious little vysh in the sea.˚○｡• @AyofOz]

Opening one of these and getting B*q would make me suic idal

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[trash jones @jzux]

eclipses don’t impress me. i am abruptly overcome by darkness every day

[tiny smoke man @girlfriendkink]

“has a book ever made you cry?” have you considered that i cry at everything no matter what

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Babe wake up new Fergie just dropped

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me liking all the Willy Wonka and Kate Middleton tweets

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i love befriending yappers. they bring the yapping out of me. then we yap together. yapping is so fun.

[⚧︎ @FREAKYPRlNCESS]

girl fuck santa!! gypsy rose is coming to town

[gill @contactabrother]

soup so good im starting to appreciate life

[mo @daisiesforjonas]

Y’all just in your 30s. Just pack some icy hot, pop a Advil, and bring this back ONE more time for the 20th. (Jkkkk)

[omar @DripArab]

me trying not to tell everyone the present I got them for Christmas

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

maybe im just strange, but i prefer Gangsta Rap to Taylor Swift!

[araña @xanathgum]

im trying so hard not to buy myself a little treat

[Fred Durst hate acc @3stagesofpain]

whats wrong babe? youve barely touched your white pony themed deftones ravioli ☹️

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If I just eat chocolate it’s like ok I ate chocolate. But if I eat chocolate out of an advent calendar? I earned that. That’s bc I PERSIST! It’s because I am a fighter and I patiently waited.

[free palestine 🍉 @arizonadirtbag]

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