jadey

living the best life with the best humans 🧡

[☔ @Whotfismick]

so what do you like to do for fun?

me :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off”

me on my day off:

[Satan @s8n]

stop being a dumbass. Thanks

[☔ @Whotfismick]

twitter is for people who talk to themselves and enjoy their own company

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

he said i’m for the streets, yea this one

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“if you need me i’m one call away”

also me:

[Satan @s8n]

the Bible said you’re a bitch

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Him on FaceTime: you’re so Beautiful

Me:

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

forehead kisses r so healing i need a million