Jadie

[Jadie @_jadiem_]

Me in highschool playing both sports LMFAOO

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Mic everyone in every sport, this is the best 😂

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[roseanne 🥀 @HoodieFrazier]

BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OF ALL TIME

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

she had no business doing that 😭😭

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

The only people that will have problems with this, never played competitive sports

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, received a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan in WBC 👏

[bri @bribrisimps]

alix earle being there just pissed me off

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

1. HR is not there to protect you. They are there to protect the company.
2. Document EVERYTHING.
3. Food is not a reward for hard work.
4. Do the bare minimum, or you'll get rewarded MORE work.
5. Use them sick/vacation time.
6. Everyone is replaceable.
7. Keep them emails.

[ً @cryst6ls]

when i’m talking to someone and i stutter mid sentence

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Stefon Diggs when his chef cut his steak with the grain instead of against it

[WRITE A RAP 🎤 | FAN Account @WriteARapSis]

Stefon Diggs when his chicken was baked and not fried

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

If someone is paying for your dinner, your order should cost less than theirs

[user @user84829272]

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Damn breathe baby the picture ain’t that serious

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[smi @smino]

i been in ikea for 3 days tryna find da exit

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it's done.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[Stacy Jo Rost @StacyRost]

how my mom made me wear Halloween costumes