Josh Elder

Telematics Tech.

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

Had no clue they put this together. I really enjoyed this.

[Josh Elder @_JAE88_]

@airline_sim How can one do the beta? I have a Hub in every country. So I’m ready for Cargo Ops!

[Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer]

This is fantastic. The whole world is welcome to the land of the free. So good.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, twice, and 80 years later they light up their cities in our colors as a show of how much they love us.

Meanwhile, we bailed half of Europe out, twice, and their governments take every last opportunity to signal how much they despise us.

[Josh Elder @_JAE88_]

@MHawk9955 Reasons why I moved from North Carolina to California. Can’t beat the weather.

[Cadillac F1 News @CadillacF1News_]

Valtteri Bottas shows off his new helmet for this weekend!🦅

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They really think this is what’s happening

[Josh Elder @_JAE88_]

@SamaNeki @juan_obiwan @FormulaDirecta 16 years ago. Not 26.

[Josh Elder @_JAE88_]

@dabfordale @ChampagneRacin @jeff_gluck I don’t think people realize that 😅.

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Brandon Stone @BStoneKUSI]

An incredible sight along the Coronado Bridge as NASCAR haulers make their way to NAS North Island!

[Mike Joy @mikejoy500]

I love how this came to happen.
With one lap to go in the Daytona 500, CBS-TV producer Bob Stenner hits his 'all call' key and barks "Everybody lay out !... Ned, be a dad, and call your boy home." You know what happens next...
"Well, Alright!" Ned exclaims. "It's the Dale and Dale show, and you know which Dale I'm pulling for..."
RIP to one of the best broadcasters and best friends this sport has ever known.

[Trackhouse Racing @TeamTrackhouse]

Everyone wish SVG a Happy Birthday 🥳

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Darth Vader with a .50 cal might be one of the hardest things I’ve ever seen

[NASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts @NASCAROReillyAP]

"I'm living the American dream out here." 🇺🇸

Never change, Cleetus!