J. Pálido.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

Destroy racism.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@______nira____ @sanchezcastejon ¿¿Te has leído??

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Madre mía.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@realmadrid HASTA EL FINAL, ¡VAMOS REAL! 🤍

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@Bohemianliberty @realmadrid El objetivo, en mi opinión, es servir de ejemplo a ver si todos se van rascando los bolsillos en la medida de sus posibilidades.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@realmadrid Orgullo.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@pumbaemer @diarioas La llevas dentro. Clavadita. Sacátela. 😘

[Jaime Gómez-Obregón @JaimeObregon]

5️⃣ IDEAS para la transformación digital de España 💡

Yo no sé de política, pero he hecho toda mi carrera profesional en la tecnología. Incluyendo fundar, desarrollar y vender una empresa tecnológica.

Aquí van mis propuestas para mejorar nuestro país. 🧵👇

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@feralonsoas @realvalladolid ¡Suerte!

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@CapPescanova @hugomanchon 1 - Perdemos todos.
2 - Yo creo que en realidad todos están atrapados por vivir en trincheras y por el sistema electoral español. Poco margen para adaptarse a los resultados y por tener ya preacuerdos pactados.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@CapPescanova @hugomanchon 1 - Te entiendo, pero bucle. Mi respuesta anterior.
2 - PNV es llave también y en este caso no están procesados. Su problema es que no pueden aliarse con sus similares en términos socioeconómicos porque vienen elecciones al Parlamento Vasco.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@CapPescanova @hugomanchon 1 - Lo que se dirimía es si Alsina erraba al usar el decir que estaba procesado, y no, era correcto.
2 - Por tanto es una llave. Abre y cierra legislaturas y gobiernos.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@CapPescanova @hugomanchon 1 - https://t.co/xpblHdnyX4
2 - En el contexto de los bloques existentes, es el árbitro.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@CapPescanova @hugomanchon 1 - Sí, está procesado.
2 - Y sí, sus votos son condición necesaria, así que son la llave.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@perezreverte Tanto hablar de Nostradamus, tarot y Cábala, y donde todo está ya escrito es en la Historia.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@Flashuu Sí... creo que a todos.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@D0mainG0at @aleeexRr @Twitch @TwitchSupport @Chromecast Same issue here.
Ten hours ago, all was working fine.
Now, only Twitch can't be casted.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@ZeIing Algo tramas... 😎

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@ZeIing Tú abre y vamos viendo.

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@SSantiagosegura @Damianmolla @faroabandonado Estamos en época de buffet libre... ¡Aprovechamos el momento!

[J. Pálido. @_jaimem2]

@ZeIing Zeppelin, termina la historia...