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Bird Daddy

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

#spitcity

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Charles Cornwallis is the only troop I wouldn’t quarter. Soft coward couldn’t even hand over the sword. (This day in history)

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@marbleslostmy Who doesn’t want a dope ass soldier as a roomate?

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The only thing I don’t like about #Tulsi2024 is that she’s pro third amendment.

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

REPEAL THE THIRD RN!!!!!!

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If Insta was invented in the 1950s your pediatrician would be a brand ambassador for Camel crushes.

[Khairy Creek @KhairyCreek]

Packed my daughter lunch for Daycare 🥰

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This guy came to Milwaukee just for this reason

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

Threw* wow what an idiot

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I turned on some drill this morning, realized the date, and through my phone through the wall. Fck British.

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

Bill Cosby served three years on a three to ten year sentence before the charges were dropped. People are watching their life waste away behind bars for selling a q of green to a guy on COPS. Gotta admit that intro song slaps tho.

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The auto censor on the urinal definitely snaps flicks of our wee wees.

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Cicadas finna be like “why’re these idiots holding pieces of glass in front of their faces to watch us instead of running for cover like before???”

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Block chain ain’t shit when the EMP hit #bar

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

Imagine the teeth in this world.

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There’s a universe where all we eat is sand and overconsumption is killing all the cacti and that’s the largest problem facing the planet.

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@TheLumpus Forced quarter or no quarter my brother.

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

When Poppa Joe said “no amendment is absolute” I just about lit up the vacancy sign. Stock up the pantry cause it’s time to #abolishthethird

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Swimming to, and licking, the rock of Gibraltar this summer.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Biden said his infrastructure plan is “a once in a generation investment“ and it’s literally 1/3 of our yearly military budget.

[s_t_e_v_e_r @_jak_e]

If you love America then LETS QUARTER THE TROOPS.

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https://t.co/dy0Nm7ab5Q you want the vibe without the deep earth mining.