Urklegru

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.

IG: mynameis_jalyn

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

Why haven’t black ppl gotten reparations yet?

[♡ @dominiquemeshal]

Gordon Ramsay would have told the whole Atlanta to fuck off and go to bloody hell.

[C. @cutupcourt_]

My aunt was just telling us how my uncle did all the grocery shopping and now that he’s passed she doesn’t know what she’s going to do , y’all why today she put on his coat and reached in the pocket only to find a grocery list ? 😢

[🇬🇭 @zuutg]

and this is coming from a millionaire mother with a billionaire husband 😭

[alex 💎 @zjm_hood]

If I spend a lot of money on dinner but I have leftovers, I technically bought dinner AND lunch for the next day, so I saved money tbh

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

Had to retract my previous tweet bc she’s already dead, but trust, Susan B. Anthony will be dealt with.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Aubrey was really spilling it ALL, Diddy ain't seeing the pearly gates

[𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕖𝕫 @MontezFordWWE]

God is Good.

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

I am such a sparkling water girly. Perrier me please.

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

I have so many nick names for my baby, but my favs are smoojie boon, boo bop, and tooka poot lmao.

[trish @ultragloss]

movies that seem like fun little playful girliepop vibes but when u watch them are actually the most heartwrenching depictions of motherhood and girlhood and growing up

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

My job got a traffic coordinator. & I know it’s her job to check in on things but something about her role is infuriating.

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

My son requires cheek to cheek skin contact to fall asleep. Such a little cuddle bunny 🥹

[Urklegru @_jalynnnn]

I know nobody else knows what’s going on bc I don’t, and that is comforting.

[phage @clubmoss_]

My uncle at the family gathering: Here comes trouble

Five year old me:

[faith @faiththegemini]

How old were you when you found out the cop in the beginning of home alone. Is the robber. cause I just found out😂

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

Oh my God I am cheesing so hard