James

terps. sports psychiatrist. these tweets are my own.

[James @_james2107]

Football players
trying to score
touchdowns in this Me eating halftime
football game Oreos
🤝
Going for six

[Chris Fallica @chrisfallica]

Three teams have not trailed in a game this season - Miami, Texas Tech and Maryland...

[Noah Gross @noah_gross27]

"I have no doubt they're going to be with us."

#USMNT HC Mauricio Pochettino has urged American fans to come out and support his team.

With prices being very high for the 2026 World Cup, he isn't worried about U.S. fans showing up⤵️

[James @_james2107]

The Worst Team Money Could Buy #LGM

[Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs]

I read this story by @TomJunod on this day every year. Still, in my eyes, maybe the greatest piece of journalism I have ever read. https://t.co/tggzcZTrtN

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

MAHONEYYY

📺: KPIX
NFL+ // https://t.co/KTh0i4nCVJ

[James @_james2107]

Requesting a Congressional inquiry as the Trader Joe’s in Clarendon is without red onions

[James @_james2107]

If only Lalas wore a bigger cowboy hat

[James @_james2107]

Need Aaron Wiggins to recreate the Kobe pic LETS GO TERPS

[MetsMuse @MetsMuse]

On this day last year, the Grimace era began in Queens.

Since Grimace threw the first pitch, the Mets have a 105-60 record. Thats the most wins in baseball in that span by 10 games.

[Michael Locksley @CoachLocks]

Welcome to #Terpsville @iamcardib @TerpsFootball #DiggsDay #Stef #Elevate

[James @_james2107]

West coast horse but that’s an “I’m from Baltimore” performance. Incredible.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"OH MY GOODNESS. JOURNALISM HAS WON THE PREAKNESS STAKES IN A PERFORMANCE LIKE YOU READ ABOUT!"

Larry Collmus calls the final stretch of Journalism's come-from-behind win at the Preakness Stakes.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

That first beer after a Papal Conclave with your absolute boys to elect an infallible new leader as shepherd of the Catholic Church has to be a top 5 beer

[James @_james2107]

Officially ready, willing and able to let this 2025 New York Mets team hurt me this year. This is a great baseball team.

[James @_james2107]

The nba play-in games could be happening in my living room and I still don’t think I’d look up from my phone to watch

[James @_james2107]

Jon Scheyer born on third base

[James @_james2107]

@rodneyrice__ Stay home!!! That number 1 should hang in the rafters forever at Xfinity

[James @_james2107]

Rebuild? RELOAD!

[Inside Maryland Sports @Terrapins247]

BREAKING: Maryland has landed a commitment from Texas A&M transfer Pharrel Payne. After spending two years at Minnesota, Payne played last season under Buzz Williams and averaged 25.5 PPG in the NCAA Tournament. He’ll have one year remaining.

Stat line: 10.4 Pts, 5.1 Reb

[James @_james2107]

Class action lawsuit as the rizzberry arizona didn’t save my marriage

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We have consulted with our new CRO (Chief Rizz Officer) The Rizzler to bring the most rizz-enhancing drink known to man.

Rizzberry coming soon.