JVMES

master of arts

[JVMES @_jamesbarkby]

starting a ‘random shit my friends say’ thread;

[Mrpearate @mrpearatexcx]

“The life of a show girl: The encore is out now”

[Beth 🩵 @TiedWithASwiftE]

I think we need to get some of these girlies on a shift of customer service and see if they still find tour too stressful then

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[Chazz @chazzers_]

When there’s a wasp in my hair but bestie asked me what the sport where you walk up mountains is called

[jam @B0OB1E5]

The most september song of all time

[Fearcyz @FearcyzD]

Been listening to Confessions II for 3weeks now.

[JVMES @_jamesbarkby]

i saved confessions for my holiday and CHRIST what an unreal masterpiece … bizarre takes it

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Yes, I think adults need to be forced to say please and thank you too.

[Sam Pomerantz @sampomerantz]

me listening to die with a smile mayhem requiem version:

[LadyGagaMonsterBlog @LGMonsterBlog]

“Why are you so quiet? What’s on your mind?”

Me:

[⋆˚࿔ ꜱᴀʀᴀ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @ladymayhem__]

Lady Gaga for MAYHEM: requiem

[JVMES @_jamesbarkby]

feel like this was an intentional move tbf

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

Charli xcx’s ‘Rock Music’ exits the top 200 of Global Spotify in its second day of release.

— The song debuted and peaked at #74.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

Imagine if Christians had as much grace and understanding for gay children and immigrant families as they do for rapists and pedophiles

[ada @buddiestranger]

Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.

[LadyGagaMonsterBlog @LGMonsterBlog]

🥹⚡️

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

I thought his whole thing was stopping people coming into the country

[keli🌻 @iambandea]

At what fucking point is enough enough?????? The state of this place is actually making me not want to live, all I do is work and have no fucking money to do ANYTHING fun, and even if I do I am anxious about it this is a fucking joke

[✧ @kodstrangeer]

me after i beg my friends to take a pic of me

[Queen @QUEENP0P]

The early Lana Del Rey era was unmatched. Kids today will never get what it was like when she was stripping, pole dancing, singing about blow and sugar daddies while giving interviews in a 1960s accent about wanting to die.

[dj lindomar 🐺 @lindomarjuniorg]

you just had to be there