friday night in. still got on it. rougher than princess dianas last car journey. kids at foot of bed this morn. want brekky. lobbed pack of strawberry laces from bed side table in their direction. they buzzin. dont have no 1 dad mug for nothin. can of carling should sort me out.
down aldi. xmas food shop. slazenger hoodie. blend right in. big dispute with bird for last pack of parsnips. she tryโs to play high ground cos i got no mask. cough in her direction an swiped parsnips. told her if she wants parsnip al come to hers later. snubbed nose at me. skank
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