James

‘99🤙 | Oxford |

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

friday night in. still got on it. rougher than princess dianas last car journey. kids at foot of bed this morn. want brekky. lobbed pack of strawberry laces from bed side table in their direction. they buzzin. dont have no 1 dad mug for nothin. can of carling should sort me out.

[Jaat @bluntJaat_]

Andrew Garfield texting the other parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris rock in their universe too #oscars

[James @_jamesryman]

@ShaneMeneer @harrywinn_

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

down aldi. xmas food shop. slazenger hoodie. blend right in. big dispute with bird for last pack of parsnips. she try’s to play high ground cos i got no mask. cough in her direction an swiped parsnips. told her if she wants parsnip al come to hers later. snubbed nose at me. skank

[Nath @NathanLordUK]

Line of Duty looks shite this year

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

GIVEAWAY: If Romelu Lukaku scores first against Arsenal today, we’ll giveaway a brand new Premier League shirt of your choice. 🔥

To enter:

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Winner announced after the game, good luck! 👊

[James @_jamesryman]

@Gideomatic_ @patrickkelly00 @harrywinn_

[༺☆༻ sarah ༺☆༻ @sarahjdvn]

does anyone else feel like summer just didn’t happen or

[euan_cfc @euan__cfc]

No country who emptied shelves at the first sign of panic last year should look down their noses at people fleeing from actual war and terror👍

[James @_jamesryman]

@harrywinn_ @NatashaBorojevi Tough to take @NatashaBorojevi

[James @_jamesryman]

🙏

[James @_jamesryman]

@jackmiller156 Do your own washing ya scruff

[kin el @EJBradleyy]

I love when your mates support you in a break up

[James @jamdarling]

facebook is defo cheese room vibes

[James @_jamesryman]

Aaron Ramsdale worst current PL keeper hands down

[G F B @Gabriel_Blythe]

Actual piece of shit

[James @_jamesryman]

@harrywinn_ Ngl giggs is so samey