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[korede🇵🇹 @_hxmilton]

i dislike religious ppl so much man. you fit tel them say you never chop today make them say you should be grateful cause some people never chop since yesterday

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Singapore and China didn't get better through prayers and platforming end time pastors.

Wake up Nigerians..

They kill corrupt politicians!!!

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Bro MW2 gave niggas night vision goggles

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Religious rulers need bad governance for them to be able to sell cheap miracles.

Political rulers need religious rulers to help keep the people subdued so they cannot make demands on the political rulers.

It is a symbiotic relationship!

[⟲ @unotfbg]

console wars ending with both sides committing suicide

[Jerm 🇭🇹🇵🇸 @RevolverJerm]

Sony is currently charging $70 for God of War Ragnarok digitally. It is $32 at Wal-Mart. The game is 4 years old.

People will no longer have options after 2028 and will HAVE to go directly to Sony’s digital storefront and pay whatever PlayStation says.

[Berlisse🤍 @BerlofMonaco]

All this akara jokes are actually very stupid

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Imagine this 600million scandal was about someone close to Peter Obi. Every newspaper and media in the country would have made it their key headline.

Look at all of them avoiding the story like a dangerous plague. Free media my sorry black ass

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[Ora🌹🌹 @Chiora__]

All of you that decided to start frying akara for content are also very foolish.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I'm thinking we should have an annual Best Teacher Award where the best teacher each year wins ₦100 million.

We can have other categories too.

Something like a Grammy to celebrate and inspire teachers.

What do you think?

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

NEW MUSIC VIDEO 🚨🚨

Government Wicked by Sarkin Dariya

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Nigerian government edition.

This one isn't even Olodo upriser. This is the southwestern Matriarch or chronic olodos.

Ethnic dogwhistler fanning embers of bigötry, stripped of class, bereft of common sense.

All hail the Efunroye of Olodo uprisers. 🙌🏾

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

LEFT: Brand new CARS for politicians

RIGHT: "Go and start Akara business or Kuli-kuli"

GOD PUNISH APC ❌❌❌

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You can't even write a better script.

The consummation of Olodo uprisers - father and son edition.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Can someone explain how having long hair affects a student's education in African schools?🤔

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Honorable mention.

The South Eastern Patriarch of uprisen olodos.

250KG of visceral fat, 3 gram of brain cells.

The very Ebube Dike of fools whose entire significance is tied to money.

No class. No decorum. No modicum of intellect.

Cha cha cha Olodo upriser kwenu o. 👏