jamie newhouse

just my dumb thoughts

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

i want her lexapro dosage

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Miss Vickie put her whole clit into those spicy dill pickle chips

[jamie newhouse @_jamienew]

@sadmoviequeen Realest thing you've ever written

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

my boyfriend lets me be evil and i think that’s beautiful

[jamie newhouse @_jamienew]

Disgusting

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

He’s posting like a girl who has a crush

[alex @dontblamealex]

Out of the Woods will be interviewed by Dear John

[em 💐 @cagedmecrazy]

it brings me joy that there’s one thing kim can’t buy for herself and they just keep saying no to her face

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

Shame on @SenCortezMasto.
Shame on @SenatorShaheen.
Shame on @SenatorHassan.
Shame on @SenatorDurbin.
Shame on @SenTimKaine.
Shame on @SenAngusKing.
Shame on @SenJackyRosen.
Shame on, and fuck you, @SenFettermanPA.

Resign.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

god blessed the broken road that led me straight to you

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Until then I’m in my bed, just rub my feet together

[ׁ @shayvswift]

father figure first key is scott borschetta pov and key change is taylor pov you dumb fucking losers

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

it’s genuinely insane how bad everything is

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

What’s everyone doing what are your coordinates

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

AND FUCK A PAPER RING BTW!

[🪩 @occasionaldsco]

just witnessed a murder