carl

that’s not very live laugh love of you •mizzou alum so you don’t forget I was once cool •

[carl @_JaneM1]

@megangodda Does money just flow to me in foreign countries?? Also asking for a friend

[carl @_JaneM1]

How do you opt out of working for the rest of your life? Asking for a friend

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

does anyone else get secondhand embarrassment really bad? like, you’ll be watching a show, and something embarrassing happens to a character, and you gotta pause it bc it’s too much 😭 I really can’t do it lmfaooo

[carl @_JaneM1]

@Dean_Bertelsen 💯I alwaaays go out of my way for people that are kind to me. If someone is rude I’m gonna do the absolute bare minimum for them.

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[Munyuns ⛹🏾‍♂️💸 @RRMunyuns]

My mouth is SO disrespectful when I am mad I be surprising myself like you ain't have to say all that

[carl @_JaneM1]

If they only post pictures with snap chat filters on.... they ugly

[carl @_JaneM1]

@TaylorHoofman I never wear eyeshadow so anytime I try it I’m like... nope that’s coming off🤣

[carl @_JaneM1]

@BartoliDominic Me when I find him

[carl @_JaneM1]

I wanna talk to the guy that tried to kick this kitty. 👊🏼

[carl @_JaneM1]

Meeting a guy that likes me and gives me the attention I want has me like.....??? Why aren’t you treating me bad and making me beg for your attention I’m confused

[carl @_JaneM1]

I took out student loans being like “eh that’s a future me problem” well now it’s my problem and I don’t like it. Not one bit😂

[bina ❀ @stitchmyyheart]

why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

[carl @_JaneM1]

I feel like my happiness has deceased ever since Netflix took off Parks and Rec and The Office.

[carl @_JaneM1]

@tbaaggg

[carl @_JaneM1]

@TaylorHoofman Oh nooo 🤣 the disrespect

[carl @_JaneM1]

Isn’t it weird how we all call our moms mom? It blew my mind when I was little and found out my mom had an actual name

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Oceanographers found the real-life SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star hanging out together on a rock at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

[carl @_JaneM1]

@ball_parkFRANK Not the worst... definitely not my best lol

[carl @_JaneM1]

Was wondering why I feel terrible today and remembered the only thing I’ve put in my body in the last 24 hours has been spaghetti and cookies. Hit me up if you want me to curate a meal plan for you