J9

im a pisces,

[J9 @_jans_world_]

rent should involve more haggling

[J9 @_jans_world_]

heavy rotation of The Cranberries at the Everett Red Robin

[J9 @_jans_world_]

my masseuse paused our session to turn on the Interstellar soundtrack

[J9 @_jans_world_]

why am I the only mf stretching at the airport???

[J9 @_jans_world_]

nothing is forever, except the oil stains on all your clothes.

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@thesingularyall hehehe call me🥰

[J9 @_jans_world_]

hate small talk, but booooy, do i love to chat!!!

[J9 @_jans_world_]

I smoked weed and figured out *exactly* how I want my hair cut. instead of picking up the scissors, I picked up the PHONE AND BOOKED A HAIR APPOINTMENT. and that right there people, that’s personal growth.

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@babynut2020 hey!!! I’m not here for Barney slander. This is a bully free zone😤

[J9 @_jans_world_]

7yo child in front of me at Starbucks, ordering a Strawberry Açaí Lemonade: “ummm but does it have alcohol in it??”

[J9 @_jans_world_]

making a spreadsheet for who I’m mad at and why.

[J9 @_jans_world_]

NOT the meet cute I’ve been patiently awaiting

[J9 @_jans_world_]

somebody has sat one seat away from me in an empty theater. this is a truly psychotic move.

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@sopittedplayer Everything Everywhere All at Once

[rae @M0NACOS]

fuck drive to survive, i want keeping up with the f1 drivers

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@nicolesnyder Tesla drivers can’t fucking help but get a vanity plate.

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@thesingularyall im still in it

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is perfect weather to spend money

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@anafabregagood oh hell yeah

[J9 @_jans_world_]

@babynut2020 they don’t know what true loss feels like:’(