Jared

i have acid reflux • he/him/his

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

june is one week away…

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite I’m liking what I’m seeing

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite I like the way you think

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite HUH?🤨👀

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@justine_mariem ayo this forreal?

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite @justine_mariem me too

[gentlelibraryfolk @belljarmilitia]

she didn’t say anything, never meet your heroes

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite Meet the Robinsons at 5 stars. As it should be

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

Me after my tweet gets 2 likes (it’s kathryn and my sister)

[adam @dadamusic_]

hit tweet ! the people understand me

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@justine_mariem Unbeatable

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

Serving cunt at 3 years old with a blues clues cake

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

Me in the kitchen at 2am enjoying a nice post meltdown snack

[mon @cynicalpilled]

She had a gay son and a thot daughter omg

[stev @evildeadburn]

me going to the clearance aisle to buy Halloween candy on Tuesday

[justine @justine_mariem]

i miss living with @_jaredmartin_
our only form of communication now is sending each other kermit tik toks

[e g g @eggiekai]

me coming up w my various schemes and also plans

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@amathearies @kathirynsprite Just like me for real

[Jared @_jaredmartin_]

@kathirynsprite Aww that’s not many. Not many. You guys are in trouble out here