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[. @highonsnickers_]

i don’t yearn for anyone the way i yearn for that damn job

[Stanley Azuakola @stanleyazuakola]

It helps that her old husband was also a thief in his old age and her baby girl era is being funded by loot. But apart from that, yeah I agree

[aubs ✿ @mnaubs]

i need to find a job so bad. like i’m genuinely struggling and i’ve sent out so many applications yet nothing

[Dr. Majeedat Abdul_writes 🩺 @MajeedatAbdul]

I think instead of having multiple small-medium sized “pad a girl initiatives” which by the way are unsustainable, we could collate those numbers and sign a petition for subsidy on sanitary pads.

Giving out one or two pads to a few 10s or 100s of girls, pads they’d

[oloko nla ⚨ ⭕️ @hushatlas]

“we were all somehow in secondary school”
hellooo i no bully anybody o we bawo 😭✋🏾

[Similoluwa @Notsimplysimi]

That Dowen college kid that died due to bullying? His bullies were kids too right? And they didn’t know what they were doing?
God will take all of you defending bullying like it’s a normal thing

[Favour Adeniyi 🤭 @afrotechbabe]

Outsourcing your child’s upbringing to boarding school is a recipe for disaster. I say this as someone who went to boarding school for 6 years.

[ishita @thatUntamedMind]

It was always the English teacher , somehow ..it was always the English teacher ..who made you believe that you can achieve something in life .

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not only am i comfortable with it, it is my greatest passion

[hz. @xoloxt]

in your 20s, you will feel a strong urge to fix your relationship with Allah, it's not random, it's a sign 🥹🥹

[Sholape @AdelajaSol8219]

“To be loved or To be seen?”

Omo! To get a well-paying job o

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

"He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do."

-Fallopians 24:7

[_lalalala @_jarhh]

Can someone please create a group chat for all the Nigerian potterheads?!
Need to find my people.

[Rashad @aj_greyback]

Dementors please take him.

[_lalalala @_jarhh]

Can someone please create a group chat for all the Nigerian potterheads?!
Need to find my people.

[𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑚 @thesavvynurse]

I don’t know how I entered Harry Potter twitter but I lovvvvvve it

[Uncle Okey @CzarArchie]

Filthy mud blood! 😒

[ℹ️féolúwA IS A GUY ‼️ @ifehdpoe]

You'll read a book and have good imagination of it and Nigerian directors will adapt it to odogwuslop

[_lalalala @_jarhh]

@Bimbola_TO @F4ijeamaka my shayla