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where we ‘bout to eat at

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@Uber I’m still waiting on someone to get in contact with me

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Uber support is literally non existent. They get sued all the time because people can’t escalate emergencies

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Update: Uber gave me a $2 credit for the whole entree I was missing. I spent $100 on this order btw- on top on the UberOne I pay for monthly. This is your reminder to delete all your Uber apps. Use Door Dash instead!

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Count your mf days Uber Eats. I just canceled my uber one membership 🖕🏽

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Am I insane for being so upset crying bc my Uber Eats delivery forgot my entree so everyone else in the house gets to eat except me and I can’t fucking get a human being to talk to me from support?! @UberEats

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I can’t explain it, but Harry Potter is a Christmas movie

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Um should I be worried? What’s happening in Chicago?

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I just got a really bad batch of mini diet Dr Pepper and it ruined my day 😩 it was all I was craving after a long work week @drpepper

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My job adds $10 to my HSA per pay period, so they basically buy my tampons every month 😌

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This chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell is healing me today. Literally taking me back to my childhood 😌🌯

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It’s getting reeeaaaal crispy outside

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you look like you need a bean and cheese burrito

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Every time I push play to start a movie, my husband decides he needs to get up and fuck around for 10 mins then comes back asking what he missed 🙄

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I would die for a chicken finger basket and fried pickles from Toot’s right now

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Them lil cutie mandarin oranges have me in a chokehold lately

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How funny would it be if Carrie Underwood sang Jesus Take the Wheel at the inauguration

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Girlies, so where are we getting our handmaids dresses from or is it like a DIY thing?

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I blame Moo Deng

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I need a live feed of the candidates during all this

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Alexa needs to stop blasting out my Amazon cart and orders with her lil notifications 😒