counselor jj

It depends. “relatively informative” #InHouseTwitter (she/her) @jayayjay.bsky.social

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

Once you realize you don’t need a special occasion to drink bubbly, the second half of your life begins.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@alittleleader Idk how it works for everyone else but IT made this a corporate default setting at one point and I had to fix it every single time I printed. I complained a lot and did not get a fix.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

me after filing a breach of contract lawsuit

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

About 3.3" here in the West U area of Houston. Surprised me when I measured!

Remember, try to take a total of 10 measurements in an undisturbed, flat area and average them for a true total.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

It is pouring snow right now. In Houston. Big fat flakes.

My little dog hates it. She cried to be picked up.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@mattlanza As someone a mile south of I10, I like this message. I would much prefer snow to ice/sleet if those are my options.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

I was not out of office over the holidays but everyone else was. Now I will be out 3rd-9th. Let’s see how this goes!

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@SouthernTroubIe @theharpercapote They did all the work to transport Santa! It’s totally a thing.

[Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit]

Chris has got a very good primer for nonlawyers and lawyers alike.

It’s … a very tough case for the law’s challengers.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@TaraBull808 It would be a better comparison if you gave the golden the full steak and then tried to take it away. It was never his/hers in this video, just yours that you shared one bite at a time.

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

We don’t have to be embarrassed by our Senator, we can get a new one. And today that’s exactly what we’ll do.

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

houston (harris county) voters have cast 103.8k in-person votes today as of 11am. combined with the early vote (in-person + mail), that's 1,336,760 ballots cast. we have 2,693,055 registered voters here. the other 1,356,295 of you have until 7pm to get in line.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@steve_vladeck @Coy_Westbrook Just saving this here for all of us 😂

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@crystalbaee1 lol do you even live here???

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@RMFifthCircuit @mattlanza Twice in one day! What is the world coming too!?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

I wonder if a pissed off government employee has ever shot out a public records request to see if their coworkers were talking shit

[Rachel H. Stinson @PlainError]

Don’t think of it as “holding a grudge.” Think of it as “having high standards and a long memory.”

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@NoLongerBennett I’m considering fire but it seems unfair to the neighbors

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

A wasp flew in my apartment last night. I guess we are roommates now.

I can’t reach it with anything (even if I wanted to) and it won’t fly back out the balcony door.

[counselor jj @_jayayjay]

@hagan_laura I’ll try it tonight! I have no lights on and the door open for now.