Owlchemist

A wise old tree.

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I know i been out the twitter game a while, but this is Urgent.
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Forever mildly suspicious when Shuffle plays 2 songs in a row by the same artist.

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Does it still count as morning wood if you're still up from the night before?

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Ashamed to admit, I let an old guy creep me out to the point where i just packed up my shit and got the fuck out of there at the park today.

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No matter how much i claim to dislike "Smoke on the water,"
I do, still infact, enjoy "smoke on the water"

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Picked up my first hitch hiker the other day… You could say it went well.

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That awkward moment when Eye of the Tiger comes on and your Not doing something intense...

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His timing was a little funky, but we were just Wingin' it…

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Today as i was jamming on my acoustic to the noises of the woodland creatures, a woodpecker joined in, with a drum beat right in front of me

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Ran out of milk so I mixed a yogurt into my protein shake... my level of genius continues to surprise me.

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You don't fuck with a man's morning coffee.

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Just sayin... I could arguably have some Jesus-like qualities...

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What if you grew up you whole life, not knowing you were Jesus?

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I have yet to meet Jayden thats older than me… As far as i'm concerned that can only mean one thing…

I am the first Jayden.

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As i scanned the gym, looking to see if anyone else had noticed the tremour, i glance over to find someone just skipping right beside me.

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Every pair of roller skates you buy and don't use is like slapping Kevin McAllister in the face. Remember that...

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You know you're getting older when you start to like your food overcooked...

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Today I was referred to as "The Happy Hippy" lol

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The procrastination is strong with this one.
#laundryday