morty

wubba lubba dub dub

[Cats for Happiness. @JoyfullCat]

It will be the WORST YEAR of your life if you ignore this cat with 0 Survival Instinct..

[morty @_jaym16]

never thought i would be this sorry for trying to finally give my 100% to someone, but it is what it is 😂

[morty @_jaym16]

@whotfpsycho

[morty @_jaym16]

will everything be okay?

[Absent Ma'am @sleepinginsilk]

if this reaches to you, I hope 2026 will be kind to you

[morty @_jaym16]

I hope heaven has the best gym and gym equipment ready for you, Karl. Love you and rest easy 🕊️

[Ajibola @4jibola]

you couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

[morty @_jaym16]

I’ll be pleasantly surprised if I don’t end up putting someone six feet under before the year ends

[morty @_jaym16]

I knew my severe ick for the Villars, especially sa kinginang mukha ni Mark na nakapaskil sa bawat tarp for DPWH "projects" wasn't for no reason.

I wish nothing but negativity for the Villars. Absolute scum of the world

[kaitan 🩻 @pinagkaitan_]

lord, let me witness the downfall of the villars in my lifetime

[morty @_jaym16]

since y'all like to piss me off, it will be much easier for me to make your life harder than it has to be :)

[morty @_jaym16]

@whotfpsycho yooo that must have been so good!

whoever got to try your cooking is lucky af

[morty @_jaym16]

@whotfpsycho What'd you cook

[morty @_jaym16]

why y'all have to fucking pester me on a god damn weekend

[morty @_jaym16]

it's 10 in the AM, I had 3 cups of coffee, and I am tired as all heck

[morty @_jaym16]

fuck you 2025

[morty @_jaym16]

god knew i was going to be way too powerful, and so he nerfed the fuck outta me

[Luke Espiritu @LukeEspirituPH]

Healthcare isn't a right in the Philippines. It's a threat. A threat that you could lose your access to care if you support the wrong politicians.

We need to end the vicious rule of trapos and dynasties once and for all.

#TamaNaAngTrapo

[E @MadamHiddles]

Uulitin ko, tigilan nyo na ang pagkakabit ng mga LED headlights nyo utang na loob. Perwisyo kayo sa daan!

If you’re that blind na kelangan mukhang daytime sa paningin mo ang gabi, wag ka na magdrive shuta.