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hi. my name is Jessica. you may call me jess

[O.W. Root @owroot]

For a baby, having someone wipe your face with a warm wash cloth is the worst thing in the world that can ever happen to you.

[jėss @_jbott]

“I have sensitive eyes”

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes

[jėss @_jbott]

I could kms

[Board Game Arena @BoardGameArena]

We are facing right now an unexpected incident on our servers. Our team is working right now to improve the situation and bring back many meeples on your game tables.
Thanks for your patience.

[Nancy E. Cramer @NancyECramer]

Staying home with children is an INVESTMENT (not a cost).
Every moment spent with your children pays dividends over time.

I left a VERY lucrative career to stay home with my kids.
Now they are in their thirties and we have a wonderful friendship.
The blowback I got from people was bizarre. My mother-in-law said, “What will I tell my friends? You were a Vice President and now you are a housewife??!” I ignored her loss of borrowed glory and followed my conscience. So GLAD I DID!!

[MR REPLIES ✌️ @X_Replies]

@Bigzaynabu Every time I see LTE on my phone I just nod like “yes, the internet is doing its thing.” I never questioned it. For all I know it could mean “Loading The Entire-internet.” 😭

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

The moment you buy your first Tesla realizing you never have to pay for gas at a smelly gas station ever again

[Hodler @TSLAshareholder]

fsd be annoying sometimes

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Good afternoon from Northern California.

We’re all in this storm together.

[harb @harbizard]

the best advice i’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[m @msnetik]

how it feels to get all the wheat in Catan

[jėss @_jbott]

If chick-fil-a is closed on sundays then I think they shouldn’t be allowed to advertise on sundays

[Dani @techiedani]

nice to know my baby is being driven around in the world’s safest car 👶🏼

[jėss @_jbott]

The fact that Victoria Secret didn’t get Tate McRae to perform is the ultimate failure

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Fake backgrounds on video calls is low class. Do you live in a sewer

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I have a fiancé now how cool is that

[jėss @_jbott]

#warriorsground