John Buford

Business litigation attorney. U.Va. college and Pittsburgh pro sports nut, amateur chef, and connoisseur of humor in all its forms. A+ level of irreverence.

[John Buford @_JBuford]

“I’ve decided to make my family the Day 3 pick in my life”

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

this incident, which is totally above board and not what it looks like, has caused me to recognize that I need to step back from work and focus on my family, but only after Rounds 2-3 of the NFL Draft

got it 👍

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@jaycost @GenevaCollege Hearty congrats! Now the important question: how is their podcast platform?

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What time is curtain for whatever Neil Simon play Joe Montana is stage manager for?

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@SethRorabaugh Was not expecting a Denver Pyle reference this evening, A+ on the uncle scale

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@jaycost It was indeed one of the most captivating Poulan Weedeater Bowls ever!

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Someone’s aunties are selling 10,000 extra pierogies next Lent #herewego

[Jenna Harner @JennaHarner11]

A priest just blessed the field with Holy Water

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I have seen some stupid football games in 48 years but that one might take the cake. But it is delicious cake. #herewego

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Masons catching strays when it was the Stonecutters all along

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

We will robustly defend our decision to require officers and staff to declare if they are Freemasons.

Our response to the decision by the Grand Lodge of England to seek an injunction blocking the implementation of the policy is below.

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One of my favorite UVA memories is seeing Elton Brown send a Duke DB into the shadow realm around 2004. This is the most effective UVA rushing attack I’ve seen since then. #gohoos

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@Alex_Kozora Time for a couple snaps of 33 personnel, let’s go

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<Em C A D> Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’….

[Ivana Stradner @ivanastradner]

“Lithuania will begin to shoot down balloons used to smuggle cigarettes from neighbouring Belarus, its prime minister has warned.”

https://t.co/zcNJDU7vZ5

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Neutral fans introduced to the Cardiac Cavs experience:

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#gohoos

[💫🅰️♈️�� @ADavidHaleJoint]

Virginia was nearly sold out of Bort license plates but…

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@jaycost I do appreciate the certainty of the 4-5 late Saturday wild card game, which I am putting on the calendar now, and nothing further. Literally appointment television.

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Somehow the Steelers defense managed to screw up a 2-car funeral.

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Wahoowa #gohoos

[Jacquie Franciulli @JacquieFran_]

How to sum up the UVA offense in a picture

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For every client who thought or asked “why did that brief cost so much, don’t you know the law already?”:

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Yes.

Writing is not a second thing that happens after thinking. The act of writing is an act of thinking. Writing *is* thinking.

Students, academics, and anyone else who outsources their writing to LLMs will find their screens full of words and their minds emptied of thought.

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@AGretz Every inning avoided is another $425.17 in cash consideration plus two Skee-Ball tickets from the Yankees.

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Fact is, mister, you start screwin' up this team, I'll personally hide-strap your ass to a pine rail and send you up the Monon Line!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the sexiest non-sex scene you've ever seen?