Jesse Burns

[Jesse Burns @_JBurns_]

@3YearLetterman Arkansas has the highest rate of default on waterbed financing in the country.

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@Snabblie @StatisticUrban Above 90% it hardens some kind of proteins and the alcohol is unable to get through cell walls. Also, water is needed to travel through those cell walls. Anything in the 70s will kill everything. Source: CDC and I'm OCD.

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@WUTangKids No wonder his Wharton profs thought he was a moron.

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@TheAmishDude @daveweigel Ironic because he wants to gild everything.

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@mattyglesias My neighbor has his house lit up like an airport; people have been led to believe the world is scarier than it is in order to increase control over us.

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@bdquinn Die defending slavery?

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@normalcyisgone1 @David_J_Bier Did you read the first paragraph of the article you linked? Christ, you people are fucking dumb.

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@RenegadeMeso @3YearLetterman @jarvis_best You must have just made that final waterbed payment.

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@normalcyisgone1 @David_J_Bier https://t.co/3a9n4QZIh8

Find his name, we'll wait.

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@equipped2parent @bofrench Based on the schools you got into, you didn't have the qualifications to get into UT Austin. Your demographic is average. No shade,I was an average student, too; I didn't blame my shortcomings on others though.

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@BestPlansOfMice @bofrench So you're okay with subpar students getting admission because their parents parents went there? I thought we wanted get stop putting unqualified people in positions just because of who they rae.

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@twistedkeel @unusual_whales I'm sorry you were kicked in the head by a horse when you were a child.

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@jarvis_best Preach. Nothing is more disturbing than a Patriots win.

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@3YearLetterman @CoachRonPolk @TheSlyStallone @WillClark22 @ClarkHoward @DaveRamsey @paydayloanspay @wesleysnipes @taxslayerbowl @thepigbham @Whitesnake Whose the guy behind Jesus?

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@WUTangKids Regret

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@NancyMace

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@soadsam @3YearLetterman @Acyn Screech, inflation means bigger and bigger is better. Hard to understand when you are still paying off that water bed.

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@JBrownDoesIt @WUTangKids Just like war and health care\abortion.

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@StalwartSt @NastyJermball @unusual_whales It was just one rape; it's not unusual for a billionaire.

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@usafss74 @3YearLetterman @RevRayCistman Imagine trying to prove a tweet wrong with incorrect information. Do a lap, make it two.