Jake Chamberlain

[Jake Chamberlain @_jchamberlain]

@boogykas Yes it is

[Jake Chamberlain @_jchamberlain]

This is my best friend Griffy. He has several liver issues and we’re working to figure out why and get him the treatment he needs. If you’re able to donate or to share this link I would be incredibly grateful. #savegriffy

https://t.co/DwJEtyKHmi

[Jake Chamberlain @_jchamberlain]

@DistroKid I’ve had album processing for 18 days. I can’t get a response from your customer service team, and we’ve now passed our release date - which has cost us money, streams, and to lose our release momentum. How can we get a response?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Me at 10am: Wow I've got the whole day ahead of me to get things done!

Me at 12:05pm: Looks like I've squandered the day. Let's try again tomorrow, team.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It feels like I just took my decorations down from last impeachment!

[Jake Chamberlain @_jchamberlain]

@ampthebassist Christian needs to hear this.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

do u think during the Great Depression they were like “ugh the year 1933 am I right”

[o’ tannie boy the pipes the pipes are calling @tannerg_art]

me: good morning

them: it’s 2 pm

me: i know what i said

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

End of an error

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

A nation united.

A nation strengthened.

A nation healed.

The United States of America.

[Olivia Guerrieri @oliviaguerrieri]

You’re fired @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸
from Atlantic Avenue and Court Street in Brooklyn 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

[Koko ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿 @Kokomothegreat]

Because everything sucks and we're a bundle of nerves, here's our President, Barack Obama. "Thats what I do."

Trump could never.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ubereats: u look hungry

me: ya

ubereats: but ur so fuckin lazy

me: ya

ubereats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered

me: ya

[Mallory! 🏳️‍⚧️ (マロリー) @Mariogirl17]

what’s the matter baby you’ve barely touched your baja blast

[Bridger Winegar @bridger_w]

Hey, it might be a while before I can respond to your email, today I only have access to my computer for sixteen uninterrupted hours

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Trump says Jesus could have avoided crucifixion by taking hydroxychloroquine.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

a Trump/Biden debate is gonna be like watching a rap battle between a jammed printer and a dial-up internet tone

[BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff]

Quarantine Day 15: I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence