Jason

Dog dad. Millennial.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Jason @_jdmart]

This is the kind of shit that keeps me around on this hellscape

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

10 years ago today, “Our ass is in the jackpot.”

[Dylan @grigssy]

Four shits? My god. I’m a one a day guy personally. #goavsgo

[GL @gldivittorio]

Bar

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

This is the one that needs to stay:

[skylar @skyglorp]

Valid TA four paragraph crashout about our essay papers

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Giants postgame celebrations have escalated

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

jesus fucking christ

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Valid point

[Joey Horta @JoeyHorta]

The latest social media sensation in San Francisco- Chonkers the sea lion- is making a splash at Pier 39. He weighs close to 2,000 lbs and is making a rare appearance. @kron4news

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Travis Bazzana, the first ever #1 overall pick from Australia, walks up to "Down Under" for his first MLB at-bat

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

The Captain. The Baby Giraffe.

Whatever you call him, Brandon Belt will always be #ForeverGiant.

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

i interviewed marketers about their ai-obsessed bosses