jarrett

4’11” stand on my money now I’m 5’2”

[reb @rebmasel]

so I’m watching Sheep Detectives. if one more character is mean to the winter lamb I’m lighting the whole flock on Fire

[فاروق @FaroukKannout_]

If the minions were Odysseus’s crew shit would’ve gone down differently

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

Sacramento, California

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

In the Pitt finale they revealed baby Jane Doe’s name is Aegon Targaryen

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

A Brand New Day starts now.

Watch the official trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day - exclusively in theatres July 31.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 has been released.

Releasing in June on HBO.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

good morning

[Byron's Glowing Filament @OedipasKvass]

My students are having more fun with Shakespeare than I’ve seen any student have in like 4.5 years. Still relevant. Still great.

The number of times one of them finishes a line and I just hear a football player murmur “bars” in the background is hilarious.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

10 year old me would stare at shit like this for literal hours

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Not the best text to get from your wife

[westvillagecap @westvillagecap]

Might have the best gf ever

[OpTic Pamaj @Pamaj]

Did some giving today for the Scuf House alumni, Custom Moccasins from Moose Hide 🫎 Thank you so much Gwen for making them!

[kat 🌲🕯️ @capstellium]

I bought my 10 year old his first ipad for drawing and this is the first real thing he made with it, done in the back seat of the car while driving at sunset.

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

Failed the bar exam for the 2nd year in a row. $140k in debt. Ichiran Ramen with Coca Cola

[Quixotic Quartz. @QuartzStoned]

Portrait of my father, a blue jays fan.