Jeanine Pitt

[Chris Shatek @coachbychris]

Wow, I am blown away by how many rude/nasty/hurtful/hateful people that show their true colors on social media. #saddened #disappointed

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

Drink if you're happy, drink some more if you aren't.

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

ROFL

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

@mskpitpi @msdesireecarey @Morgan_Stewart I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with mentioning someone who has passed away.

[Fitness & Health @Healthtipstoall]

Exactly

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

“@TinoDinero: Keep re tweeting.

Fuck twelve.

https://t.co/sYwE265r8w” wow this made my stomach sink :(

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

"Who understands quantum physics." (No one raises their hand)

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

Their balcony is right next to my son's bedroom... If they wake him up again I'm going to open his window and let them hear HIM scream.

[Jeanine Pitt @_jeaninep]

So a very Cuban couple moved in the apartment next door, I haven't met them yet but I know most of their life-stories. #DOYOUHAVETOSCREAM?!

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Using "Why didn't you ask me to do it" in an argument with your wife is a rookie mistake. The answer is always "I shouldn't have to ask"...

[Ric S. 🎸 @ricsem]

Does the half-hour begging counts as foreplay?

[Ryan @mjkspeaks]

Mom, do all women play mind games?

Yes, of course they don't.