JEFFSTER!

We are Jeff and Lester...and we ROCK.

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But really we've just been drunk. A lot. I'm drunk right now. I predict the hangover will hit the moment I get a service call.

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So, um, hey there Twitter peeps. I'd love to say my lack of tweets has been due to massive JEFFSTER! success...

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I don't buy it. He may not work here anymore, but this has Chuck written all over it. Nobody ever blew up Buy More before he met that dame.

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Apparently the fridge actually wasn't our fault. Yeah, I don't know, either. Something about bad wiring in the break room.

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If Emmett asks, you don't know anything about the Buy More employee fridge exploding, and Jeff & I were at a gig in Encino ALL DAY, got it?!

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@sheenaswu Busy. Emmett hates interviewing as much as Big Mike did, so we're still shortstaffed two greenshirts and two Nerd Herders.

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So apparently Jeff and I still have day jobs. Which is probably good, because the band isn't making much money... yet.

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@chuck_bartowski I have no idea what you mean, Charles. I'm too busy picking up your slack at the Buy More to do much of anything.

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#3turnoffwords She's my what?

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@GodFirst08 I love you too. Have we met?

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@thankyougravity I'm sorry! I'm just starting to worry about all the people whose lines are starting to blur...

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I'd sign the petition myself, but as you may have noticed, I'm fictional.

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RT @enjoyingjoy: @_jeffster_: http://bit.ly/fs5z4 #bringbacklife @ USA_Network Please RT

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Of course I'm the real Lester Patel. I mean, who would want to pretend to be me? I don't even exist outside the construct of a tv show.

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TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR TV AND GO OUTSIDE WHERE THE REAL "REAL PEOPLE" LIVE. Seriously. I'm a tv character. And I'm okay with that.

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I've had several people ask if I'm REALLY Lester Patel. To all of those who've asked, I have a word of VERY IMPORTANT advice: (continued)

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@princessdeleon Too much Benny's AND too much work.

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OH MY GOD. The epicness of Star Trek has blown my mind. Forget Sylar, I wanna be like Spock. Or maybe Bones. He got some of the best lines.

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@elyseholladay It would be EPIC.

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Jeff's cab is here, and I'm tired. Peace out.