"after exploring this dungeon for days, we finally found a treasure chest! i hope it's full of gold and jewels and no more traps!"
the nefarious mimic:
if wonton can have happy wiggles after all she's been through, then i can put a smile on my face too. i will spread joy and happiness through the gloom of this world, and come out brighter than when i was ignited.
coke drinkers have the world handed to them on a platter, catered to, coddled, and still they whine + complain, rootbeer heads on the other hand, forged in fire, ripping from the very earth the nectar they need, spat on by the media but smiling thru it all
The world’s first “smart gun” finally hits the market, complete with a life-saving fingerprint unlocking system that prevents “unauthorized” people such as kids and criminals from firing it.
The $1,499 gun unlocks in less than a second, using either a fingerprint or facial recognition sensor, then quickly locks again when it’s no longer in use.