jenae

making shitty decisions one day at a time

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[jenae @_jenae03]

someone send me 100 bucks :)

https://t.co/f7E76lllzH

[sicario @D_huncho77]

this was the first step of my ego death 🤣

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[pb @tlofpab]

quando a ficha cai e você percebe que sua personalidade é exatamente como se seu pai e sua mãe tivessem um filho

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭

[jenae @_jenae03]

ugh i need money

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

[Zion @zionszzn]

Do what works for youuu. not your mama. not your daddy. not friends. YOUUUUU

[420Matt @420matt9191]

can we normalize smoking areas being available for stoners & not just cigarettes smokers

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

unfortunately i do want to smoke before i do anything and yes i do deserve a reward joint afterwards as well.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

NOBODY can mess with your MAN unless he's interested

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Do NOT teach my child to keep secrets from me. Ever. If I find out you told my child “don’t tell your mom,” that access is revoked. I don’t care if it’s candy, soda, or something small, that’s how dangerous boundaries start getting blurred. Not happening.

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

When I say gang shit i mean:

* Drinking water
* Smoking weed
* getting paid
* Uplifting the homies
* Minding my fucking business

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY MISERY DOES NOT LIKE COMPANY.

If I know I'm in a shitťy mood, l isolate. I'm not with pushing my energy on nobody else if it ain't the right energy.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[Aqua Teen Hunger Force @juiceboxmisha]

I’m not interested in men’s opinion on grooming. Cause yall think it’s “cool” that yall was getting touched by grown women at 14.

[. @loveewithus]

me restarting the song because someone interrupted me

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

i love being a poc. we’re all related through rice, plastic chairs and that royal dansk cookie tin our families use as a sewing kit 🫶🏽