when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story
Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭
just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭
Do NOT teach my child to keep secrets from me. Ever. If I find out you told my child “don’t tell your mom,” that access is revoked. I don’t care if it’s candy, soda, or something small, that’s how dangerous boundaries start getting blurred. Not happening.
MY MISERY DOES NOT LIKE COMPANY.
If I know I'm in a shitťy mood, l isolate. I'm not with pushing my energy on nobody else if it ain't the right energy.
"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."
YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.