i’m so passionate about going to sleep without an alarm set for the next morning. will I wake up at 10? 2? 7 bc my body’s accustomed to it? who knows, but the alarm is not my master on saturdays. dobby has no master. dobby is a free elf
I don't mean to be needlessly controversial but we need to talk about Postman Pat. That guy is utterly incompetent & I'm so sick of his bullshit. Any other job & he'd be sacked. He delivers like one parcel a day. ONE! And it takes him all day, even when he uses one of the
So my mom has been watching Mama Mia on repeat for the past week but today she stepped it up a notch by somehow playing Mama Mia simultaneously on EVERY SINGLE TV in our house so as she walks around she can continue to watch and never miss a scene I can hear it from my bedroom
I love summer until girls start posting Instagram pics in bikinis with their hot bods and tasty drinks and pretty faces and then I remember that I have the body of a dad who drinks a case of beer a day and uses golf as his form of exercise