jen

‘america’s sweetheart’ or whatever that guy said

[jen @_jenrowley]

jen with her glasses looks like sam sparks in cloudy with a chance of meatballs and i’m obsessed #loveislandusa

[jen @_jenrowley]

why don’t the love island texts have those corny hashtags anymore i miss them

[jen @_jenrowley]

kenzie clearly didn’t ace the optometry unit bc girl 20/30 is worse than average eyesight not the other way around

[jen @_jenrowley]

said ouisiana out loud and it sounds like “weezy outta here” and now i can’t stop

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

U.S. states with their first letter removed

[jen @_jenrowley]

@DrinkAriZona #AriZonaIsTheBestTea omg it’s fate i literally bought 2 massive jugs yesterday

[jen @_jenrowley]

@kp_official_1 i need a coreo breakdown bc i neeeed to learn it so badddd

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

[jen @_jenrowley]

BEAR FLAG MENTION 😤🙂‍↕️

[wizard girl @evilwizardbunny]

i asked the ocean She said everything is gonna be okay #everythingisgonnabeOkay

[Appalachian Mama @EastTNMama]

I just want people who are smart to stop saying “my wife and I” or “my husband and I” when it’s supposed to be me. This one is so very easy to fix. If you would say me you say my wife and me. —She and I went to work. He told my wife and me. I went to work. He told me. Let me help

[robyn @_robyn_smith]

Bad week to be an aperol spritz in sf

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

“Late bloomer” isn’t actually real. Nothing in nature blooms late, you’re right on time in your own garden.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

him: I’m coming over and you’d better not be Sally Ann Howes nailing Doll on a Music Box in one take when I get there

me:

[jen @_jenrowley]

sadly, i once had my stash of snacks confiscated bc it was opening weekend for some mega movie 😔 i was mortified

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

Will never understand why you guys act like they have a TSA checkpoint at your local AMC… you can walk in with virtually whatever you want

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Ratio’d the White House so bad they deleted the tweet.

[jen @_jenrowley]

neeeed the homer glass omg

[Snackolator @snackolator]

The Simpsons have taken over Dunkin Donuts in Korea and I need them to come here immediately!

The Marge Donut has a strawberry filling and the Homer has a Hershey's chocolate filling along with exclusive merch, cups, and more.

Would you want to see this come to Dunkin' here?

[eve💋 @MQNALlSA]

thinking about read your mind x house tour today

[jen @_jenrowley]

i NEED to do this omg

[steph @bladeeky]

The time my friends and I walked a wiener dog … I miss us 😭😭

[jen @_jenrowley]

hey so this is insane

[chart data @chartdata]

The Weeknd received zero nominations at this year's #GRAMMYs.

His album 'Hurry Up Tomorrow' debuted at #1 with nearly 500,000 units sold earlier this year.

[jen @_jenrowley]

@brinastornado omg 😭😭😭 she’s so real