Jess🔮

plant mom

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

@TIONWAYNE Oop

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

In my next life I’d like to come back as a chav or a crackhead

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

What happens if nobody votes

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

Cats are aliens. Change my mind.

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

“Stop wasting money on ice coffee and drink water”

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

Pep-talk before social situations ESPECIALLY a shift:

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

“Stop trying to do everyone else’s job as well as your own, your pay is NOT enough for that mindset babygirl.”

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

God was in his bag when he made titties

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

Just deeping how mad conception is...like we just reproduce by growing a living breathing soul inside ourselves.

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

I get home drunk and talk to my plants don’t worry about me cheating.

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

Keep having the same nightmare that someone cut my hair short😅

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

Unless you physically touch everything how do you know it’s not a hologram

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

Don’t move in with me I play the same 3 songs on full volume every day

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

imagine your card declines at the hospital and they just kiII you... oh wait

[Jess🔮 @_jess20_]

What if (&hear me out) we’re supposed to live much much longer than the average death age but the first 100 years are just the most productive.