Jessie McCurdy🌻

if you know me from high school, no you don’t

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@GoBlu301 @msupolice @BarstoolUofM Uh….yea. Not even comparable to sports but thanks anyway bud

[MSU Police and Public Safety @msupolice]

MSU ALERT: There have been shots fired near Berkey Hall on the East Lansing campus. Please secure-in-place immediately. Police are active on scene. More information to follow.

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

I dont care what anyone says. SpongeBob is forever hilarious.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[System Bot (Watermark Wizard) @niggeroid018]

Talks about free speech and limits comments. Total Queen Move.
#QueenTurd

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

People: “are you still working at Taco Bell?”
Me: “kinda.”
People: “how’s it going with the Mexican pizza being back?”
Me: (who like never posts on facebook)

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@alycias_ma_name

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

I can’t wait to be someone’s wife and mom one day 🥰

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

I’m sorry @FashionNova I like you as a friend

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@magpierosee @juicebox_god I’m so sorry babes🥺💛, what an absolute clown

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@Haley_Hall10 The scream I just scrumt

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

I don’t wanna hear about “just get an IUD” “just get on the pill”. That isn’t always effective. But do you know what’s VERY effective? A REVERSIBLE vasectomy. But it’s not my place to tell someone what to do with their body…right?

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@BrianPrincing

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@luke_malenich You really like attention dont you?

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

@luke_malenich You lost me up until the word “retard” what could have been a mature argument is now tainted with a well known derogatory term for those that are differently abled. Not trying to argue but using a slur that is meant to degrade neurodivergent people, kinda sucks:(

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

I cancel the cancelation

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

If my mental stability was a “path” it would be oak road 🥲

[Jessie McCurdy🌻 @_jessiemccurdy]

I requested a picture update on the baby and my mom sends me this 😂