european: dude its really hot outside toda-
american: WELL ACTUALLY here in buttfuck nowhere, texas, we have to deal with 30 degree weather EVERY day and that is Excluding the 7 fans i have in my room which i do Not leave. Ever
I think for next year’s Eurovision we should submit the song from the Pepto Bismol ad. Maybe slow it down to a ballad and throw in a key change, see if that gets us any votes.
Slept through Eurovision for the first time in about 20 years but I see it was once again a split screen with That Country That Bought Votes and one we are praying saves us from them winning. How many more years will they let it be like this? I’m TIRED.
My favourite thing about the whole of eurovision last night is that Moldova was just straight up having a great time and fully vibing and it was fantastic #Eurovisión2026
The fact that Zionists were orchestrating mass voting blocs to get Israel the win and yet they lost to a pop girlie from Bulgaria #Eurovision#Eurovisión2026
@StagecoachMids hi, i just want to confirm where is the best bus stop to get on the x4 in Kettering, I assume horse market is closed today for the Kettering marathon?