Jess Holowko

wife • girl mom x2 • gsd mom x2 ♡

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

My husband better agree to buying a boat and I’m gonna turn our children into sun kissed mermaids that live for doing cannon balls off the back while I sip (chug really) rum punches

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@ChipotleTweets bring back the smoked brisket.
love, everyone on the planet 🤍

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

The biggest lie known to man kind are the prep & cook times on a recipe.

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

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[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@PAStatePolice please post a picture of the K9 that captured Cavalcante. The people wanna see the goodest boy 🥺😍

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@FoxNews @nasa @SpaceX @elonmusk

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

#Aliens ?
@TMZ @joerogan

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

#Aliens ?
@TMZ @joerogan

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

I wonder how many people just yelled at their TV and reached for the remote because of that tubi commercial lmfao

[Emmitt Smith @EmmittSmith22]

Lord, send your anointing and healing into the medical facility with Damar Hamlin, Doctor, and the family in Jesus' name.

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

why the hell do people write full on stories about a god damn recipe on recipe websites?? To the point where they literally put a “jump to recipe” button at the top of the page. Idc about your stupid story I just wanna be a fat ass and cook your meal !!!

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@PrimoWater why do the three 5 gallon water jugs my family bought taste like plastic?????

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@Preeenniiik @xocaitmcfarlane 😂😂😂😂😂

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@FedEx @FedExHelp
“Left at garage door” ??
More like left in the middle of my damn driveway. Y’all need to do better. My @UPS driver puts every package on our doorstep and rings the doorbell.

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

Just witnessed a woman wearing a mask, but buying multiple packs of cigarettes. Y’all are so dumb lmao

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

Hey, @elonmusk it's a great week to free @realDonaldTrump.

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

IYKYK 🤓

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

If I was a lady on the bachelor and watched Elizabeth not get a rose, but Shanae get one… I’d walk off. Cmon ladies, you want to “date” a man who finds her qualities to be good ones???? #Bachelor #BachelorNation #TheBachelor

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@hulu @hulu_support glad I pay almost $90 a month for THIS

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@hulu @hulu_support WHYYYY is your Hulu live always so glitchy and constantly freezing ?!?! 🤬

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

@phildobaggins93 @hulu @hulu_support @YouTubeTV Horrible! About to switch back to @YouTubeTV !!!

[Jess Holowko @_jesssdoit]

Nayte = 🚩🚩🚩🚩#BacheloretteABC #bachelorette